I love this description of cheese:
{the scene: some goblins are in a dungeon, having just raided food from above, and are looking over what they’ve found, including some cheese}
Goblin1: What the hell is this stuff made of?
Goblin2: Well, humans live around a lot of cows…
Goblin3: Cows?
Goblin4: Large, Fleshy beasts that eat grass.
Goblin 2: The squeeze the creature’s milk out of large, dangling nipples next to its groin. Then they let the lactation go rotten until it hardens and… and…
Goblin1: [general look of horror]
Yeah, I’d say that about sums it up.